Busch Beer Honors Censored Diecast Cars with Harvick Scheme


In a nod to the 1990s and many fans’ childhoods, Busch Beer’s Dover paint scheme pays tribute to the many “censored” alcohol and tobacco diecast cars of the past with today’s “All-Harvick” paint scheme.
Mike Helton returns from a hike
through the mountains of Delaware
“We remember what it was like to search the local toy store for a 1/64th diecast of your favorite driver, only to find that the sponsors were removed or altered due to being adults-only products”, an Anheuser-Busch spokesman said in a recent press-release.  “Therefore, in keeping with our recent spate of throwback looks, this weekend we honor those dummied-up model cars and kids-sized t-shirts of our youth.”
The scheme replaces all instances of the word “BUSCH” with “HARVICK”.  The team has gone all-out with the program, putting their crew members in “HARVICK” uniforms and even redoing the back end of their hauler.
“This really takes me back to my youth”, Harvick said from the track.  “I remember getting a Rusty Wallace ‘FORD MOTORSPORTS’ matchbox car for my birthday one year, and there was a kid at my school who always wore a Harry Gant t-shirt with just a blank green hood on the front.  Those designers were really artists in those days.”
Such censorship is still occasionally seen today, although some deny it.
“That’s nice of Kevin to run that scheme this weekend, but we really don’t do that much here”, said driver Brad Keselowski.  “After all, ‘BLUE DEUCE’ is one of our proudest sponsors, and we look to support ‘BLUE DEUCE’ anyway we can, mostly by putting their logos on all of our merchandise.”

Harvick later said that they chose to run the scheme at Dover due to Busch’s remarkably low market penetration in the area, which the company blames on the more than 1,200 microbreweries in the state.

Spade Racing Picks: Uncle Max vs. Mystery Picker—Dover


BIG NEWS!!!  My nephew Mike, the writer of this site, surprised me with an early birthday gift—he’s taking me to the Xfinity Series race at Dover on Saturday!  And we won’t just be there in the stands—we got pit passes!!!  Hope to have plenty of pictures and stories from the weekend, but I gotta go now—working overtime so I can take off on Saturday!

CUP SERIES Drydene 400: Mystery Picker (1 win) picks Martin Truex Jr.  Favorite (4 wins): Chase Elliott—unlike last week THIS pick will park his car in victory lane.  Next Favorite (3 wins): Denny Hamlin—didn’t FedEx used to sponsor this race?  Dark Horse: Jimmie Johnson—used to own this place, now he’s the rarest of the rare—a Delaware tourist.

XFINITY SERIES Use Your Melon 200 (7 wins): Christopher Bell—using my own melon to make this incredibly dull pick.

Opening a Sealed Box of 2019 Donruss Racing Cards PACK 23


Recently I got a sealed box of 2019 Donruss Racing Cards—24 packs, 8 cards per pack.  Join me as I go through the entire case, pack-by-pack, to see what awaited me. (Click any picture to enlarge)

PACK 23 OF 24: Joey Says Hello, DW’s Mellow, and Sooo Much Yellow

OVERVIEW: Yellow is the theme of this pack, supporting my belief that it just might be the most-overused color in Nascar.  We also get a particularly chill-looking Darrell Waltrip, perhaps due to finally getting a check from DiGard that cleared.

SPECIAL SPECIAL: I have no idea what Austin Dillon is trying to do in that picture, but it simultaneously looks realistic AND fake.

IN FOCUS: Joey Logano’s CONTENDERS card (which, unfortunately, came out blurry on the back) serves as a reminder of just how young he is while also reminds us just how long he’s been racing in Cup.

SPOTLIGHT: Ryan Newman’s OPTIC card tells a bit of a white lie when saying that “Talladega tests the skills and endurance of every racer.”  Well then why do guys like Lennie Pond and Bobby Hillin gets wins there and never win again?

SCORE: 6 fender rubs out of 10