As you may have heard, actor Patrick Warburton and his mustache will be the grand marshal for today’s Cup race at Phoenix. However, I’ve read through the official press release, and while highlighting some of his voice roles, there’s a DISTURBING lack of Seinfeld quotes. This from a guy who played David Puddy! So, to rectify that, here’s some of Puddy’s best quotes put into a Nascar context:
“Feels like an Arby’s night” —reaction after Justin Allgaier’s win yesterday.
“Gotta support the team” —Alex Bowman fans still rooting for the 48 today.
“High five” —Kyle Larson when he wins and/or gets airborne.
“I’ll come back, we’ll make out” —Tony Stewart to Leah Pruitt just before a race.
“You got a question, you ask the 8-ball” —Kyle Busch pointing to his destroyed race car that finishes 32nd”
“All signs point to YES!” —Mike Joy answering the question ‘What’s your favorite prog rock band?”
“Don’t boss me!” —championship drivers on the radio when spotters who barely qualified for Busch Series races tell them what to do.
“Sorry, ‘thou shalt not steal’” —JGR fans acting high and mighty about the whole Spire/Gabehart thing.
“That’s a misprint” —reading said press release with its dearth of Seinfeld quotes.
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