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Earlier today TNT Sports announced its broadcast team for its upcoming slate of Nascar Cup races. Anchoring the broadcast team for 2026 will be former MegaRace host, Lance Boyle.
“With the second edition of the Nascar in-season tournament coming around, we thought it was time to bring motorsports’ all-time greatest game show host”, a Turner Sports spokesman said in a prepared statement. “MegaRace was really the in-season tournament of its time, in that it was really gimmicky and had no impact on reality”.
“It’s great to be back on the ol’ television set”, Lance Boyle said after being introduced in the Pocono media center. “Hi, I’m Lance Boyle, and people often wonder if I’m real. Well, here I am, in the flesh, and not just virtual flesh!”
Boyle brings years of experience to the position, including several sequels to MegaRace that weren’t seen by people who only knew him through Packard Bell Navigator.
“‘How you gonna handle these sharks, Nascar Cup racer?’, see that’s just some of the quips I’ll be bringing to the TNT broadcast booth”, said Lance Boyle. “I’m Lance Boyle, and that’s what you’d be saying if you were me.”
TNT Sports also announced that several prizes to drivers who advance through the tournament.
“You could win a fabulous trip to the Seychelles—hey aren’t they supposed to be islands or something?”, Lance Boyle said. “Or you could get a watch—now if anyone asks you the time, you’ll be able to answer, how about that? Or covers for your car seats! If I was a driver I’d love to win those, I really would.”
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