This is a parody
Recently Jimmie Johnson told Sports Business Journal that Legacy MC had additional funding coming—additional CELEBRITY funding! Johnson said that “We have a huge group of celebrity investors, and we look forward to making that formal announcement with all 27 of them.” With Darius Rucker already announced, who are the rest of them?
1. Darius Rucker
2. Patrick Warburton
3. Jay Leno (he took Conan O’Brien’s shares)
4. the estate of Spuds McKenzie
5. Frankie Muniz
6. Rae Dawn Chong
7. the original red Power Ranger
8. Billy Ripken
9. Guy Gilchrist
10. Danica McKellar
11. Danica Patrick
12. David Faustino
13. George Woodard
14. Mahaveer Raghunathan
15. Darius McCrary
16. Chesty Morgan
17. the band Chesty Morgan
18. Brad Lohaus
19. Jimmy Johnson (for the lols)
20. Curtis “Booger” Armstrong
21. Duane Gill
22. the cast of the film “Meet Dave”
23. Fred Williamson
24. Mike Wallace (the other one)
25. Eric Bischoff
26. Craig T. Nelson, and
27. you guessed it: Frank Stallone
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