"I Feel Like a Phoenix…Rising Up From Arizona!"



With James Finch whining again about how much money he's spending on his mostly-unsponsored race team, it looks like Phoenix Racing will shut down after Indy…UNLESS they find a buyer.  While the chances of James changing his mind are, well, good, he could still need some help in locating a new owner.  Here's some people who could fit the bill:

Zydrunas Ilgauskas:  Well, if one former injury-plagued Cleveland Cavaliers center can own a team, why not another?

Jews & Nascar, working together!
Jennifer Jo Cobb:  Its all part of a sting--we put her in charge, leave the hauler out at night, then BAM!-Mike Garvey gets caught red-handed!

Ted Turner:  He ruined animation, old movies, pro wrestling, baseball, and tv news, so why not Nascar as well?

John Wes Townley's Dad:  So this way John Wes Townley can move up to spinning out and finishing 35th in Cup.  (And yes, John Wes Townley's dad has a name:  John Wes Townley's Dad!).

Brad Keselowski:  Well, to be fair, Haas CNC Racing had fewer wins than Phoenix Racing does now when they got Tony Stewart to buy in.

A Former Team Owner:  Tim Beverley!  Raymond Beadle!  A Stavola Brother or Two!  Felix Sabat--oh, wait, he still owns a team.