Nascar's gone with the same basic racing flags for the past few decades. Don't you think its time that they introduced some new ones? I mean, there's so many colors left to use--here's some suggestions for the rest of the color wheel:
(Already in use: White, Black, Checkered, Green, Yellow, Red, Blue with Stripe)
ORANGE: 1. Pothole in track, obey guy with STOP/SLOW sign.
2. Old guy from Albany bugging officials with long-winded Richie Evans story.
3. Nationwide Series Qualifying going long; IndyCar race moved to The Longhorn Network.
PURPLE: 1. High-Performance Synthetic Lubricant on track.
2. Tony Stewart wearing a violet sweatshirt at McDonalds; Being mistaken for Grimace.
3. Vikings and/or Ravens fans spotted at track.
BROWN: 1. Driver just radioed in, "Um, don't look in my drivers suit after the race."
2. Drunk fan re-enacting old Dale Jarrett UPS commercials.
3. Larry Mac annoyed at new Peanuts Special, "You're Announcing Nascar, Charlie Brown!"
GRAY: 1. Race is too boring; Prepare for debris caution.
2. Jeff Gordon needs to be restrained; Fan called him "old man".
3. Jimmie Johnson's name spelled wrong online.
SOLID BLUE: 1. Profanity overhead on radio; Report to pits for soap-in-mouth.
2. Pointless UNC-Duke argument between fans who dropped out of community college.
3. Derrike Cope spotted shirtless.
GOLD: 1. Race winner actually gets cool-looking trophy.
2. Paint/wrap on car costs more than engine under hood.
3. J.C. France needs bail money (again).
PINK: 1. Pit Lizards spotted in garage.
2. Terrible Philadelphia-area pop-rock singer spotted in area.
3. Fan claiming that "Dark Side of the Moon" syncs up perfectly with "Stroker Ace".