SPAD3 RACING CREWMEMBER STOPS ROBBERY ATTEMPT


In addition to being one of NASCAR Cup’s most-efficient pit crews, Special Protective Advance Defense Department Detachment (SPAD3) Racing recently had a crew member stop a robbery attempt with his bare hands.

“Oh, I’m no hero”, said tire carrier Mike Treadwell.  “I was just buying some sodium pentathol at the store and saw someone try and take some phones without paying for them.  Well, he’ll be paying for them now—in jail.”

Onlookers were stunned at the quickness and efficiency that Treadwell foiled the thief, using nothing more than his bare hands.

“Well, I guess being on a pit crew has its advantages, teaching me efficiency of movement”, said Treadwell, “but my athletic background has its pros as well.  I mean, you don’t wind up in an elite security force first for five years without a little upper-body strength.”

While the store’s manager wished to reward Treadwell, the humble crew member refused any prize.

“I’m just doing my job as a helpful citizen”, Treadwell reasoned, “and I think any highly-trained soldier who knows 25 ways to kill a man with a shoelace would do the same thing.”

Treadwell is expected to rejoin the team at the next race after a debriefing.


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Spade Racing Presents: The Future



Thanks to a combination of government surplus technology, chemicals in the water here in Delaware, and a massive internal head injury, I was recently able to see into the future of Nascar.  Join me as we look months, years, and decades into future and see where this sport we love will take us.


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Spade Racing’s 2022 Wrap-Up (and Offseason Preview)



Well, the 2022 Nascar season is done and dusted.  Races were won, cars were wrecked, and drivers were concussed.  But now we get to look forward to the offseason!  Late driver moves!  Sponsorship shifts!  And crew chief swaps galore!


But there’s no offseason here at Spade Racing!  Here’s what you can look forward to:


—Continuing Musically Declined & SPAD3 pieces through the end of the year.

—Card posts continuing on Tuesdays.

—A new series (preview coming this weekend) each Sunday until the 2023 Clash.


Uncle Max WILL return in 2023, although his competition may move from a random source (like a roulette wheel) or a consistent source (repeat winners) to a more sinister source (stay tuned).  Here’s how the standings wound up:


TRUCK SERIES zero wins

XFINITY SERIES 11 wins

CUP SERIES:

REPEAT WINNERS 1 win

THE ROULETTE WHEEL 0 wins

FAVORITE 3 wins

NEXT FAVORITE 2 wins 

DARK HORSE 3 wins


3 in Their Third Final Grades:

1.) Christopher Bell (Joe Gibbs Racing).  2022 Best Race Finish: 1st (New Hampshire,  Charlotte ROVAL & Martinsville).  PRETTY Grade: A+

2.) Tyler Reddick (Richard Childress Racing).  2022 Best Race Finish: 1st (Road America, Indy & Texas). PRETTY Grade: A.

3.) Cole Custer (Stewart-Haas Racing).  2022 Best Race Finish: 8th (Bristol).  PRETTY Grade: D

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