This is a parody
With the O’Reilly Series off this weekend, here’s what the top ten in points are doing with their free time:
Justin Allgaier—considering retiring, maybe, possibly, hmmm…nah. But mayb--no. However…
Jesse Love—selling a shipping container’s worth of Chevy swag on Craigslist.
Corey Day—making sure his racing seat fits in the 48 car jussssst in case.
Sheldon Creed—shopping for even bigger glasses.
Austin Hill—racing in the Cup race. And by “racing”, I mean crashing.
Brandon Jones—preparing for regular every-other-year switch to another team.
Carson Kvapil—reminding people that he’s not Carson Ware.
Sammy Smith—still waiting on becoming a breakout star so that 1 of 1 card I have will be worth thousands.
Parker Retzlaff—waiting on Sheldon Creed to get even bigger glasses so he can get Sheldon’s older, slightly-less-big glasses.
Sam Mayer—May-ing all over the place.
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