Hi, Uncle Max here with some helpful hints for anyone trying to have a summer barbecue in the time of Social Distancing:
—The bigger the porch, the better the head count.
—Turn the area under the deck into a makeshift “kids area” for more room.
—Skip the appetizers—they’ll lead to communal eating! Entrees only, buddy.
—Ask people to RSVP with how they want their burgers cooked. Saves time and contact, AND you can weed out anyone who wants it well done.
—BYOM—Bring Your Own Mask (or macaroni salad).
—No kegs, pony or otherwise. Get some six-packs and tell anyone who demands a cup to leave.
—Take their temperature when they arrive, and their BAL when they leave—don’t drink and drive!
Thursday Night XFINITY SERIES Shady Rays 200 (2 wins) Harrison Burton—the young young one starts it…
Friday Night XFINITY SERIES Alsco 300 (2 wins) Brandon Jones—…and the old young one finishes it for JGR.
Saturday Evening TRUCK SERIES Buckle Up 225 (1 win) Brett Moffitt—please Brett, help me FINALLY get out of single-win territory here.
Sunday CUP SERIES Quaker State 400. LAST YEAR’S WINNER (4 wins) Kurt Busch. FAVORITE: (2 win) Kevin Harvick—seems like its always Harvick…. NEXT FAVORITE: (1 win) Denny Hamlin—…or Hamlin this year. DARK HORSE: (0 wins) Clint Bowyer—is it possible to have a party in victory lane six feet apart from each other?