Columbus Day Weekend means two things—people misspelling it as “Colombus”, and the WWE’s annual Nascar “Hell in a Cell” Pay Per View event…which people will misname as “Hell In THE Cell”. Here’s the lineup for the event:
(Card Subject to Change)
Pre-Show
Austin Cindric vs. Chase Briscoe—winner gets the #12 Penske Xfinity ride next season
Main Show Preliminary Matches
Cody Ware vs. Matt DiBenedetto in a “Loser Admits He’s Lying” match
Bubba Wallace Jr. vs. Kurt Busch vs. Matt Kenseth vs. Danica Patrick in a Sponsorship on a Pole Match
Interview Segment: Ryan Newman in Jeff Gordon’s Garage
Hendrick HellHouse Match: Yesterday’s News (Dale Earnhardt Jr. & Kasey Kahne) vs. The Not Ready for Cup Racing Players (William Byron & Alex Bowman)—Tornado Tag rules, match is held at Hendrick Motorsports, both competitors must make it out of the complex first to win
Championship Matches
Tag Team Championship: The Penske File (Brad Keselowski & Joey Logano) vs. Coach’s Kids (Denny Hamlin & mystery partner who’s totally not a former Washington Redskin, so don’t even think that)—no encumbrances barred
International Championship: Daniel Suarez vs. Alon Day
Women’s Championship: Danica Patrick vs. relevance
Nascar Championship: Martin Truex Jr. vs. Kyle Busch vs. Kyle Larson in the Hell in a Cell