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Today is the busiest shopping day of the year, as "Black Friday" sales will have people far and wide visiting their favorite stores. Not to be left out, Nascar has quite a few deals of their own--here's a sampling:
Roush-Fenway Racing--Like-new 2014 Ford Fusion (superspeedway package), barely used, $5 million.
Nascar Marketing--Be the warm-up comedian for the 2014 Awards Banquet! Host following you is GUARANTEED to make you look good. $199.99+free glares from Danica.
North Carolina Board of Revenue--Swan Racing, $24.99 OBO.
Carl Edwards Fan Club--All Aflac, Kelloggs & Fastenal merchandise 90% off! Sure to be a valuable* collectors' item! (*--your value may vary).
International Speedway Corp.--Own a piece of Daytona history with the soon-to-be removed backstretch grandstand! Available for the low low price of just $9.99!!! (plus $500,000 shipping and handling).
Mr. Excitement Properties--Limited-edition race-used hairpieces. $49.99 ($69.99 for low-numbers).
Nascar Images--Backstock blowout sale! Own the Stacy Compton, Steve Grissom, or Bobby Hamilton Jr. picture of your dreams! Any 10 for $1.99, plus order by 10pm and receive a free random shot of a stack of tires!
Lionel Collectables--50% off all 2014 diecast cars. Not doing anything for you? OK, 2 for 1. Oh, here, just take a box and leave.
BK Racing--Cole Whitt! He drives! He signs autographs! He hasn't been paid in months! $499.99!