Off to The Off Week



After an exciting night of racing at Darlington, Nascar heads into its traditional Eastern weekend off-week.  Here's what some of the superstars of the sport are planning to do with their free-time:
Warning: May Cause Itching

Kevin Harvick--Torture self for not making "Fried Chicken and Beer" reference in Victory Lane.

Jimmie Johnson--Prank call Chad Knaus about his audibling like Peyton Manning--and losing in the end like Peyton Manning.

Kurt Busch--Borrowing Jeff Gordon's Clint Bowyer voodoo doll.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.--Spray-paint "4>2" on Steve LeTarte's car.

Jeff Gordon--……………whoops, sorry, got started a little late there.

Tony Stewart--Wait patiently outside nearest Outback Steakhouse for his free Bloomin' Onion.

Greg Biffle--Keep on Biffin'.

Joey Logano--Continue Loy Allen Jr.-style domination of qualifying.

Kyle Larson--Wonder why no one calls him about taking the historic car number of Kyle Petty.