--First off, for those of you just joining us, I am Michael. I take care of the place while the master is away.
--Thankfully Texas Motor Speedway has lights, so they have to finish the race. There is no escape. It will be dark soon. There is no escape.
--Nobody getting fined after California OR Martinsville? Mike Helton--Your Power FAILS you!
--You just know that Joey Logano is dreading that phone call from Roger Penske: "You have caused enough trouble. I think perhaps your service to us is at its end now!"
--There could be a bunch of Green-White-Checkers in the final four laps. Ten miles? Might as well be ten THOUSAND miles!
--Jimmie Johnson's really annoyed with all the criticism he's getting after Martinsville--he went on Twitter to ask "Why don't you guys leave us alone?"
--The End?