Phoenix "News" and Notes



--New York City and parts of New Jersey have implemented gasoline rationing in the wake of Hurricane Sandy and the recent Nor'easter.  Brad Keselowski, it might be time to share your "hyper-miling" tips.
--I knew David Reutimann was cool, but I had no idea that he was XXXtreeeeeeeme!
--Kyle Busch felt terrible about missing the Chase, but now he's feeling much better--he knows he won't have to talk to Howie Mandel.
--So if Rick Hendrick had Junior Johnson on the pit box last weekend, doesn't he need to find a guy named either Jeff Kahne or Kasey Gordon for this weekend?
--Elliott Sadler is shaping up to be this generation's Kenny Wallace: Always on TV.  Always running in lower-tier series.  Is a petulant little crybaby.
--Does anybody know what "Blickensderfer" sounds like with an Australian accent?