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In yet another skirmish in the ongoing legal battle between teams 23XI Racing & Front Row Motorsports and Nascar, dueling motions were filed on Friday arguing about the temperature of the court room for the anticipated opening arguments.
“We would like to file a motion demanding that the temperature of the courtroom be between 72 and 75°”, said the lawyers for 23XI & FRM. “ this ambient temperature is required in order for us to pursue our lawsuit against the sanctioning body.”
However, shortly afterwards Nascar filed a rebuttal against the request.
“We categorically and unequivocally cannot agree to the teams’ request”, said Nascar’s legal representatives in the filing. “ there is no way that this case could proceed unless the ambient temperature of the courtroom is between 66 and 70°. Asking for the room to be more than 70° temperature is laughable and shows the teams’ disregard for the sport of stock car racing.”
In a press release, 23XI refuted Nascar’s request, stating that it proves just how out of touch the sport’s leadership has become.
“All we’re asking for is a reasonably comfortable room in which to state our case”, the statement read. “With the current state of the economy, not to mention environmental concerns we feel that it would be irresponsible to have a room because as low as 66°, especially consider considering that we anticipate being there over the summer.”
Nascar has yet to respond to the response to the response.
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