Good news!...well, for me at least—I’m attending Sunday’s Roval race at Charlotte Motor Speedway! Unfortunately that means no post race “Burnout” article this week, but instead, please enjoy this Roval race drinking game (responsibly)...
SIP:
—whenever a car goes off course
—anytime an announcer raises his voice
—any utterance of the word “first” in reference to the race
—mentions of this being a “must-win race” for Denny Hamlin
DRINK:
—any contact/wreck-instigated caution flag
—references to Daniel Suarez or AJ Allmendinger being a “potential spoiler”
—any slow motion shots of a car catching air over a curb
—when Rick Allen alludes to Dale Jr’s less-than-stellar record on road courses
GULP:
—when Steve Letarte mentions “running the race backwards” in reference to pit strategy
—talking about how Jimmie Johnson “used to own this place”
—if Rutledge Wood shows up on Big Hoss (either a camera shot or literally sitting on the top)
—any stretch of green flag pit stops where nobody has a penalty
FINISH THE GLASS/BOTTLE/CAN:
—any references to this being Justin Marks’ final Cup race
—any Chevy besides Kyle Larson or Chase Elliott finishes in the top three
—a post-race scuffle
—“Through the Field” makes it back to Timmy Hill
—you see me on TV
BREAK IT OVER YOUR HEAD
—you see me getting arrested on TV