--As much as people complain about ESPN & TNT's coverage, its the one that's staying with Nascar that wrapped its broadcasters in toilet paper.
--Paul Menard's wife (NAME REDACTED) gave birth to a healthy (GENDER WITHHELD) at an undisclosed location.
--Sure, Brooke Werner is stepping down as Miss Sprint Cup. But what about them finally hiring ME as Mister Sprint Cup? They'll need a guy for when Danica Patrick wins…um, nevermind.
--Anybody else find it odd that Brian Vickers is running a blood clot awareness paint scheme this weekend that isn't red?
--Yeah, Fords dominated at Bristol, but success at Bristol doesn't have much to do with engines or aerodynamics. Ford will have to go back to being the only one of Nascar's manufacturers that isn't being sued by the government.
--Smokey Mountain Herbal Snuff is becoming a sponsor of Brendan Gaughan and Brian Scott. Smokey Mountain--the choice snuff of legacy kids!