Experts and sharps were faced with the usual this week, with a full house of race teams issuing press releases featuring assorted gambling-related puns. However, one team went all-in, issuing one that hit the jackpot.
“We’re rolling the dice this weekend in Vegas”, the team’s press release touted, “with a set-up that will take us from an underdog to an odds-on favorite. We’re putting all our chips in the middle of the table here.”
The press release continued past the flop with a turn of gaming phrase.
“We’re going all-in on Sunday”, the release continued, doubling-down on the gambling wordplay. “You have to be willing to gamble to win a race, and even though we’re not in the playoffs, we’re staked for the long haul.”
The release didn’t leave its conclusion up to chance as to what they were trying to convey.
“Wanna bet? We’re not going into this big blind. We’ve got what it takes to beat the marks and break the bank.”
When reached for comment, the press release’s writer stated that his bad beat was not figuring out a way to work “craps” into it without offending the team’s sponsors.
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