In response to a recent comment by KBM Truck Series driver Todd Gilliland, driver and team owner Kyle Busch stayed in his freaking motorhome on Saturday.
“Todd had a good point”, Busch said from his friggin motorhome on Saturday evening. “It looked like it was going to rain, so I decided to stay here for the night with my family. Much more comfortable than hobnobbing on pit road.”
Gilliland appeared to be commenting on Busch’s criticism of his lack of success when he screamed for Kyle to stay in his fecking motorhome during his cool-down lap on Saturday. However, Gilliland himself disputed this characterizing.
“He’s staying in his flurking motorhome because it might rain? Good, good! He actually said that, right?”, a nervous Gilliland told the assembled media in his post-race press conference. “He’ll no doubt appreciate my looking out for his welfare—I mean, rain’s in the forecast, lots of traffic on pit road, nowhere to really go in the greater Martinsville area, I’m really just looking out for him.”
Gilliland’s first Truck Series win came despite nearly two years in top-flight equipment, prompting Busch’s criticism of his performance—or so it seemed.
“When Mr. Busch called my performance a 2 out of 10, he was just complimenting me”, Gilliland explained. “He meant that out of the top-ten drivers in the series, I was easily one of the top two of them. He’s always looking out for me, and me for him—that’s why I wanted to make sure he stayed in his forking motorhome.”
Gilliland said he would visit Busch in his fudging motorhome this morning to discuss his plans for next season.