Nascar took the government’s advice and decided to Spring Forward—into DRAMA! Last weekend’s crew-aided takedown is likely just the start of the latest rivalry between two guys you don’t particularly like that Nascar will cram down our throats—and here’s the breakdown!
Nickname
Joey Logano: “Sliced Bread”, the kind of nickname bestowed upon an 18-year-old by the media
Kyle Busch: “Rowdy”, the kind of nickname bestowed upon an 18-year-old by himself
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| "Time to go do something exceedingly stupid!" |
Weight-class
Joey Logano: Featherweight
Kyle Busch: Straw-weight
Back-up
Joey Logano: His entire crew
Kyle Busch: Denny Hamlin standing off to the side
Is he Penske material?
Joey Logano: Yes
Kyle Busch: No
Is he a Cup Series champion?
Joey Logano: No
Kyle Busch: Sorta
Could he use his primary sponsor’s product as a weapon?
Joey Logano: Would make the fighting surface crazy-slick
Kyle Busch: Only on Ryan Reed
X-Factor
Joey Logano: His teammate could just talk them to death
Kyle Busch: His brother’s ex-girlfriend