—If I see one more commercial with George Hamilton playing creepy Col. Sanders, I’m leaving. Well, not really leaving, but I’ll complain a lot!
—Bubba Wallace Jr. was fined $15,000 for a tweet that compared Nascar officials to Muppets. Jeez—first they screw up the Chicago race, now this? Muppets and Nascar do NOT mix, folks.
—Ryan Newman says that his plans for 2017 are up in the air, which is code for “I’m trying to forge a birth certificate to say that I’m Richard Childress’s long-lost third grandson.”
—John Wes Townley is sitting out another race (this time in the Truck Series) due to a possible concussion. It’s pretty bad when guys who do the lamest attempts at pro-wrestling moves still get hurt.