With rain pouring down on Texas Motor Speedway, it's a good thing that Nascar has a backup plan--take the show to the Superdome and turn it into a wrestling program! Here's a look at tonight's scheduled events:
(card subject to change)
Dark (non-televised opening) Matches
"Towering" Timothy Peters vs. "The Other Hermanator" German Quiroga--for control of the good bathroom at Red Horse Racing
"The Finger" Norm Benning vs. "Back Row" Jennifer Jo Cobb
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Sunday Night Tepid Humidity Matches
Jamie Dick "Out" vs. James "Head for the Mountains of" Buescher
"Cousin" Chris Buescher vs. "Daytona" Trevor Bayne--a former Roush Racing Lumberjack Match, with stars from the past acting as "lumberjacks" around the ring--Ted Musgrave! Danny O'Quinn! Kevin Lepage! (and many more)
NascarMania Main Event Matches
Rookie of the Year Championship Match--"Cowboy" Austin Dillon vs. "Bullseye" Kyle Larson vs. "Happy to be Here" Justin Allgaier
"Richer" Childress Legacy Kids (Paul Menard, Brian Scott, Brendan Gaughan) vs. "Sons of a Guns" (John Hunter Nemechek, Chase Elliott, Corey LaJoie)--security guards will be on-hand to prevent Aric Almirola from strangling Brian Scott before the match.
"Flyin'" Ryan Truex vs. Alex "Pepper" Bowman--Escape from Burger King Match, the first competitor to leave the restaurant with Landon Cassill's money wins.
Start & Park Championship--JJ Yeley vs. Dave Blaney (whoever can get out of the ring fastest wins)
Intercontinental Championship--"Melbourne" Marcos Ambrose vs. Mystery Opponent (whichever driver can do the best Canadian accent)
"Bad" Brad Keselowski vs. Kurt "The Outlaw" Busch--Pitboard-on-a-pole Grudge Match
Tag Team Championship Match--"The Old Building" (Jeff Gordon & Kasey Kahne) vs. "The New Building" (Jimmie Johnson & Dale Earnhardt Jr.)--winner also gets a 1998 Honda Civic from Hendrick Used Cars with a REALLY low APR.
Sprint Cup Championship Match--"Marvelous" Matt Kenseth (with Denny Hamlin) vs. Tony "Smoke" Stewart (with Danica Patrick) vs. "Concrete" Carl Edwards (with Ricky Stenhouse Jr.)--with special guest referee Rubina.