Nascar's made amazing advances in the field of driver safety over the years. With that being said, unfortunately not enough of these innovations have crossed over into everyday, passenger-car driving. Well, I think its time to change that! (Note: None of these ideas have any patents pending whatsoever).
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HANS Device--Bad music head nodding prevention. We've all been in that awkward situation where some lame pop song comes on the radio, but the back-beat is just enough to get your head moving to the rhythm. Of course, after a few seconds, you realize that your carpool mates are staring at you, horrified that you were getting far too into Karmin's "Brokenhearted". That's where Nascar comes to the rescue! Thanks to the Head and Neck Support Device, you'll never be lightly head-banging to Nickelback again.
SAFER Barrier--Texting-while-driving life saver. Everybody knows that texting on your cell phone while driving isn't safe. But everybody just HAS to let their friend know that the new Wendy's is opening up on 22nd Street. So what do you do? Run the risk of careening into oncoming traffic? Run the risk of sliding down a ravine? YES! Thanks to the installation of Steel and Foam Energy Reduction Barriers on highways everywhere, you'll be free to continue your inane conversations 140 characters at the time. And best of all, you won't die. Even though you might deserve to.
7-Post Shaker--Loose change finder. The development of the 7-post shaker machine has allowed teams to simulate race-track conditions in a limited, enclosed area, saving both time and money. But why should Nascar get all the benefits? We've all been there, groping around between the seats for that quarter you just KNOW you had with you when you sat down. With the 7-post shaker home edition, loose change can't hide anymore! Just put your car in the machine and watch the coins fall right out. Also great for finding where that rattling noise is coming from! (NOTE: Do not leave carbonated beverages in your car while using the 7-post shaker).