A lengthy rain delay has put a damper on what has been, up to this point, a pretty exciting season of Nascar racing. Fox is obviously straining to fill airtime--maybe they should consider the following:
--More in-depth interviews with newsmakers like Casey Mears and Jamie McMurray.
--"Who's Skinnier?" competition between Joey Logano and Mark Martin.
--Allow Michael Waltrip to talk non-stop for five consecutive hours--eventually he'll get around to how he avoided that DUI.
--Figure out a way to get rid of those gigantic rain drops from the green-screened background.
--Mike Joy sings The Great American Songbook.
--Helicopter in Kenny Wallace.
--An investigation into what Maddie's Place Rocks is, and if it does, in fact, rock.
--"Hey, lets joke some more about Chris Myers' hair! Everybody likes jokes about Chris Myers' hair!"