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Blame it on the Rain



A lengthy rain delay has put a damper on what has been, up to this point, a pretty exciting season of Nascar racing.  Fox is obviously straining to fill airtime--maybe they should consider the following:

--More in-depth interviews with newsmakers like Casey Mears and Jamie McMurray.

--"Who's Skinnier?" competition between Joey Logano and Mark Martin.

--Allow Michael Waltrip to talk non-stop for five consecutive hours--eventually he'll get around to how he avoided that DUI.

--Figure out a way to get rid of those gigantic rain drops from the green-screened background.

--Mike Joy sings The Great American Songbook.

--Helicopter in Kenny Wallace.

--An investigation into what Maddie's Place Rocks is, and if it does, in fact, rock.

--"Hey, lets joke some more about Chris Myers' hair!  Everybody likes jokes about Chris Myers' hair!"