Yes, good old Mikey confirmed it on Trackside (after his insanely awkward comment about being divorced)--there is, in actually, an actual Michael Waltrip Fan Cruise. The hair gelled hellion will hit the high seas later this year--but why the heck would anyone (well, besides Michael Waltrip) want to go? Why, the fun activities, of course! Just take a look…
--Punching Lake Speed: A frame-by-frame analysis
--How to flip your car while intoxicated and NOT get arrested
--Guest lecture: Why I Hate Mark Martin, by Dr. Darrell Waltrip
--From Country Time to Spam, how to win funding from food-like manufacturers
--Get your picture taken with Clint Bowyer!!!('s cardboard cutout)
--Interactive slide-show of Martin Truex's favorite New Jersey Townships (Edison! Penns Grove! Ocean!)
--How Moses Parted the Red Sea, a first-person account by Mark Martin
--Limbo for tall, gangly middle-aged men
--Enhance Your Lisp for TV!