Nascar fans were surprised post-race when Joey Logano, running over to "talk" with Denny Hamlin, revealed his new persona in the subsequent interview: Hulk Logano.
"Well you know something Mean Jeff (Hammond)", Logano yelled into the Fox Sports microphone, "I come out here now, in the red and yellow, brother, and I gotta show that Hamlin that he can't push around the Hulkster, dude. That was for all the little Loganomaniacs out there, you gotta say your prayers, take your vitamins, and eat your Pennzoil, brother!"
Logano had previously earned a reputation as not backing down, taking on drivers such as Kevin Harvick, a former high school wrestler, and Ryan Newman, who weighs about 400 lbs. more than Logano.
"You know, Mean Jeff, Hulk Logano doesn't back down from nobody, brother", as he attempted several times to tear open his firesuit during the interview. "When I took on Kevin 'The Hammer' Harvick, and when I verbally bodyslammed Newman The Giant, I put this sport on notice, brother. Because when we pull into Homesteadmania, I'm gonna be the one going for the gold, dude!"
Logano said that, in the upcoming week, he plans to shave most of his hair, grow a different-colored fu manchu mustache, and star in a movie called "Driver With Muscles".
"Loganomania is runnin' wild brother! 'Cause what 'cha gonna do! What 'cha gonna do, brother, when a 140 lb. guy from Connecticut runs wild on YOU?!?"
Denny Hamlin refused to confirm or deny that he'd been approached by Slim Jim to do commercials.