"Can I come to Delaware?"
As the 2,632nd-Most-Powerful Person in Nascar (ahead of Darrell Waltrip's son-in-law, but behind Chad Chaffin's accountant), I'm surprised that the Chase for the Cup media blitz is bypassing Spade Racing. Well, if they change their mind, here's the questions I'd be asking to each driver:
Denny Hamlin: "I've seen your driver intros at Bristol, and next time, shouldn't you come out to Genesis' "I Can't Dance"?
Jimmie Johnson: "When's the last time you stepped foot inside a Home Depot?"
Tony Stewart: "How relieved are you that you DIDN'T wind up as The Next Robby Gordon?"
Brad Keselowski: "On a per-day average, how many times is your last name spelled wrong?"
Greg Biffle: "Could you do something really crazy, just so that Nicolas Cage can portray you in a movie?"
Clint Bowyer: "Have you ever actually met the guy who plays Tommy in those commercials?"
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "How much time per day do you devote to leaning on a fence, coffee mug in-hand, thinking about life insurance?"
Matt Kenseth: "Is Carl Edwards the kind of guy who constantly talks to himself while working out in the Roush-Fenway fitness center?"
Kevin Harvick: "Can you PLEASE have a talk with the Dillon brothers about those stupid cowboy hats?"
Martin Truex Jr.: "Do you still have any Garden State Parkway tokens?"
Kasey Kahne: "I don't mean to be NURSING this time or MILKing this interview, but have you been keeping aBREAST of Twitter lately?
Jeff Gordon: "So how exactly does paying millions to put their logo on your car help the AARP feed the hungry?"