Kurt Busch is a tough guy. Oh yeah, he's trained hard. He even took a year of super-secret karate. Kurt knows 32 ways to kill a man with a coffee mug. But he can't beat the (crap) out of you because…
--He's on probation
--His "trick shoulder" is acting up
--His girlfriend's there
--He doesn't want to make you look bad
--His boss is, like, right over there
--He doesn't think "you're worth it"
--The last time he beat somebody up, he hurt him so bad that, well, he can't tell you the rest
--He doesn't want you to embarrass yourself
--Fighting is against his religion
--He'll wait till you least suspect it
--He knows you'll fight dirty
--He's a skinny little wuss who's all talk…wait, he didn't mean to say that