Black Friday Deals, Nascar Style!

Also a great Steely Day song

Today is the busiest shopping day of the year, as "Black Friday" sales will have people far and wide visiting their favorite stores.  Not to be left out, Nascar has quite a few deals of their own--here's a sampling:

Roush-Fenway Racing--Like-new 2014 Ford Fusion (superspeedway package), barely used, $5 million.

Nascar Marketing--Be the warm-up comedian for the 2014 Awards Banquet!  Host following you is GUARANTEED to make you look good.  $199.99+free glares from Danica.

North Carolina Board of Revenue--Swan Racing, $24.99 OBO.

Carl Edwards Fan Club--All Aflac, Kelloggs & Fastenal merchandise 90% off!  Sure to be a valuable* collectors' item!  (*--your value may vary).

International Speedway Corp.--Own a piece of Daytona history with the soon-to-be removed backstretch grandstand!  Available for the low low price of just $9.99!!! (plus $500,000 shipping and handling).

Mr. Excitement Properties--Limited-edition race-used hairpieces.  $49.99 ($69.99 for low-numbers).

Nascar Images--Backstock blowout sale!  Own the Stacy Compton, Steve Grissom, or Bobby Hamilton Jr. picture of your dreams!  Any 10 for $1.99, plus order by 10pm and receive a free random shot of a stack of tires!

Lionel Collectables--50% off all 2014 diecast cars.  Not doing anything for you?  OK, 2 for 1.  Oh, here, just take a box and leave.

BK Racing--Cole Whitt!  He drives!  He signs autographs!  He hasn't been paid in months!  $499.99!

Off-season Preview

Well, it's that time of the year again, when Nascar fans go from complaining about the Chase to complaining about the awards banquet.  Here at Spade Racing HQ, it's a time of change as well.  Here's what's coming up this off-season:

Jay Brent was unable
to cover Milka Duno's
last race of the season,
as the press box was
within 500 yards of the
garage.

--About one article per-week, unless something huge happens (like Timmy Hill finally going through puberty).

--The Hoodie Awards, the only award given out by Spade Racing, although no team has yet to claim it.

--Come January, previews for the 2015 seasons for Cup, Xfinity (formerly Nationwide), Trucks, and Formula E.

--Come February, massive complaints about our two-word coverage of Formula E.

Be sure to check-out Spade Racing's OFFICIAL Facebook page for updates.

Enjoy the offseason!

Harvick, Edwards Do Dual Burnouts After Race

"We don't have to pretend to care about
baseball anymore!"

After 13 years of racing Cup, Kevin Harvick finally was able to celebrate a Sprint Cup Championship with a spectacular burnout--one that was only rivaled by Carl Edwards smoking his tires leaving Roush-Fenway Racing for Joe Gibbs Racing.

"This was a big deal for us, we've been waiting so long to make this happen.", Harvick said upon exiting his car.  "It took a lot of hard work to make this accomplishment a reality, and it's just a relief to feel what it feels like to be a champion."

"This was a big deal for me, I've been waiting so long to make this happen.", Edwards said upon exiting his team.  "It took a lot of hard work to make this accomplishment a reality, and it's just a relief to feel what it feels like to have a realistic shot at a championship."

Harvick said that he plans to enjoy the offseason, visiting sponsors and celebrating with his family.  Edwards said that he plans to enjoy the offseason, celebrating with his family and trying to figure out what Arris is.

"This is what it's all about", Harvick exclaimed, "We're gonna drink some beers and celebrate tonight!"

"This is what it's all about", Edwards exclaimed, "We're gonna eat some Stanley hand-tools and celebrate tonight!"

In a related story, Brian France remains MIA.