Rick Ware Racing Just 949 Steps Away From Contention


Entering its first season with two full-time chartered rides, Rick Ware Racing (RWR) was expected to have its struggles competing on a weekly basis.  However, despite some early struggles, the team believes they are just about 949 steps away from contending regularly.
“We knew this wasn’t going to be easy when we expanded”, team spokesman Artie Kline said in an exclusive interview.  “But all the top teams in Nascar started out small, just like us.  And we’ve mapped out a step-by-step plan on how to make it to the top—or at least compete for top-20s on a regular basis.
“Team management figures that we’ve already knocked off about fifty steps from our plan, so that leaves us with 949 goals to hit on our way to respectability.”
The team has competed regularly in recent years, though almost exclusively as a backmarker with little evidence of competing even for finishing on the lead lap.  But that hasn’t gotten the team down.
“Look, everybody here at RWR, from the team owner right down to the janitor/shocks specialist/assistant marketing director, we all know that this isn’t a quick fix”, Kline explained.  “We’re all in this for the long haul—if that takes five years or fifty, although I guess if it takes fifty there might be some turnover.”
Kline offered an exclusive look at portions of the plan to success, one that echoed Ray Evernham’s famous “Checklist” for Jeff Gordon and the Rainbow Warriors race team.
“We were definitely inspired by Ray’s motivational techniques”, Kline admitted.  “Ray had ‘From nobody to upstart, from upstart to contender’, and so forth.  Well, we might still be on the ‘From nobody to Daytona crash instigator’, but we’re getting there.”
The list includes such immediate and familiar steps as “Find steady sponsorship” and “Develop the pit crew”, but also included some goals specific to a team at the back of the pack.
“Well, we still have to settle on a full-time manufacturer”, Kline said while scanning the list on his office computer.  “There’s also the matter of making sure all our sponsors actually pay us, and trying to make sure our car chiefs don’t get ejected from the track—although I guess that’s on a LOT of teams’ lists lately.”

Spade Racing Picks: Uncle Max vs. Mystery Picker—Texas


I picked up another win last weekend in the Truck Series going with reliable old Kyle “Groundhog Day” Busch.  Sure, you could say that those wins don’t matter in my battle against Mystery Picker, but hey—Rowdy’s wins don’t matter in the battle for relevance, do they?
Yep, things are going alright for me—some wins under my belt in Nascar, leading the office March Madness pool, and had a great draft for my fantasy baseball league.  You’ll be reading this after opening day, but my advice is simple: Pick young All-Stars on offense and go cheap on pitching with rookies.  To be fair, I’ve never won a championship in fantasy baseball, but I’m not sure many people can say they actually finished a season.

CUP SERIES O’Reilly 500: Mystery Picker picks Ryan Blaney.  Favorite (2 wins): Kevin Harvick—well, at least he won’t look TOO lame with the cowboy hat and pistols.  Next Favorite: Martin Truex Jr.—maybe he’ll get fishing poles instead of guns.  Dark Horse: Jimmie Johnson—let’s be honest: if ANY Chevy wins, it’ll be an upset.

XFINITY SERIES (3 wins) Bariatric Solutions 300: Kyle Busch—OK, rise and shine campers!

TRUCK SERIES (3 wins) Vankor 350(k): Kyle Busch—and don’t forget your booties ‘cause its COLD out there!

Opening a Sealed Box of 2019 Donruss Racing Cards PACK 4


Recently I got a sealed box of 2019 Donruss Racing Cards—24 packs, 8 cards per pack.  Join me as I go through the entire case, pack-by-pack, to see what awaited me. (Click any picture to enlarge)

PACK 4 OF 24: Bowman, Joe-man, and a Slow Man

OVERVIEW: This pack is strangely rife with Joey Logano cards, although again, even with three of them, no duplicates.  Alex Bowman perfects the “I am posing for a trading card” pose, while Kyle Busch does his best fake smile.

SPECIAL SPECIAL: Justin Allgaier gets a double here, with an OPTIC throwback card.  We also see the biggest design flaw on the back of the cards, as the bottom half is pretty much just wasted white space.  C’mon, Donruss, give us some random trivia or mention how he designs his own cars for the seventy-fourth time.

IN FOCUS: Reading that Joey Logano and his wife once dressed as a hot dog and bun for Halloween is interesting.  Using a cartoon of Frankenstein to illustrate that point is just plain weird, unless they’re using it to prove a point on how most hot dogs are made of random parts/ingredients.

SPOTLIGHT: Last year it was Kerry Earnhardt—this year its Wally Dallenbach.  Who the heck considers a guy without a single win like Wally to be a “LEGEND”?  I’m guessing even Wally himself would be surprised by this.

SCORE: 2 lug nuts out of 10