Nascar took the government’s advice and decided to Spring Forward—into DRAMA! Last weekend’s crew-aided takedown is likely just the start of the latest rivalry between two guys you don’t particularly like that Nascar will cram down our throats—and here’s the breakdown!
Joey Logano: “Sliced Bread”, the kind of nickname bestowed upon an 18-year-old by the media
Kyle Busch: “Rowdy”, the kind of nickname bestowed upon an 18-year-old by himself
|"Time to go do something exceedingly stupid!"|
Joey Logano: Featherweight
Kyle Busch: Straw-weight
Joey Logano: His entire crew
Kyle Busch: Denny Hamlin standing off to the side
Is he Penske material?
Joey Logano: Yes
Kyle Busch: No
Is he a Cup Series champion?
Joey Logano: No
Kyle Busch: Sorta
Could he use his primary sponsor’s product as a weapon?
Joey Logano: Would make the fighting surface crazy-slick
Kyle Busch: Only on Ryan Reed
Joey Logano: His teammate could just talk them to death
Kyle Busch: His brother’s ex-girlfriend