Phil kinda looks like the lost Charlie's Angel, eh?
Despite a surprising top-10 finish in the Daytona 500, Phil Parsons Racing and driver Michael McDowell have withdrawn from the upcoming Subway Fresh Fit 500 at Phoenix. Why would they be pulling out after such a winnings windfall? Here's some possible reasons why:
--They have two Ford Fusions, and with as many cars as Carl Edwards has been wrecking, Roush Fenway is going to need all fifteen of them.
--The Truck Series is on hiatus for weeks, and Phil Parsons is DAMNED if he's going to voluntarily spend more time with Michael Waltrip.
--Michael lost his primary sponsor when he mistakenly thanked "Clove Radio" on Sunday.
--Their associate sponsor kicked 'em to the Mike Curb.
--No Label Watches is sponsoring David Reutimann. And if you can't get No Label Watches as your sponsor, what's the point of even trying?
--Michael felt uncomfortable following in the #98 footsteps of John Andretti and Rich Bickle.
--Race Car Team Certain to Crash! Owners Held Negligent. There's a sale at Penney's!
--Phil is going to take the Daytona winnings, convert it to pennies, then swim around in it a la Scrooge McDuck.