IOC Code: NAS
Organizing Group: Nascar Olympic Committee (“Don’t NOC us till you try us!”)
Opening Ceremonies Flag Bearer: Greg Sacks
Modern Pentastarthlon—Mike Harmon
Ancient Pentathlon—Morgan Shepherd
Wrestling—any enemies of Brad Keselowski
ABOUT NASCAR NATION: Nascar Nation is a small, auto-nomous country located in North America. Its capital city is Mooresville, and the country enjoys a benevolent dictatorship under King Brian the Chubby. Its main exports are speed, exhilaration, and whiny posts on the internet.