Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Proposed Car Changes for 2016


After a duller-than-expected All-Star Race, Nascar has ramped-up its plans to make major rules changes for the 2016 season.  Here’s a few of the proposed changes to the cars themselves:

“Trunk” filled with delicious Kool-Aid

Side-skirts so flared-out they look like bell-bottoms

New gauge to monitor tv ratings

Limit interior decals in cars with in-car cameras to 35

Real-time updates of NFL scores

Strawberry-flavored tires

Even brighter headlight decals for night-racing

Yellow light to illuminate for typical caution, red light to illuminate for legitimate caution

HEPA filter to clean dirty air


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