Hey, what’s that you got there?
A 600 mile race?
At Sprint, we cut your race length in half.
“I have a ticket for a race at Pocono”
Bring in your race, and we’ll give you all the action in half the time.
“I have a Miles the Monster trophy!”
At the Sprint Cut Your Race Length In Half Event, we’ll make it happen. Unless, of course, you don’t want it to.
“Like Rupert Murdoch always says: Commercials don’t schedule themselves.”