Sunday, May 24, 2015

Another Commercial I’d Like to See


Hey, what’s that you got there?
“A program for the Coke 600”
A 600 mile race?
“Yeahhhh”
That’s cool.
“Nooooo”
At Sprint, we cut your race length in half.
“I have a ticket for a race at Pocono”
Bring in your race, and we’ll give you all the action in half the time.
“I have a Miles the Monster trophy!”
At the Sprint Cut Your Race Length In Half Event, we’ll make it happen.  Unless, of course, you don’t want it to.

“Like Rupert Murdoch always says: Commercials don’t schedule themselves.”