—Mother Nature, why do you hate NASCAR so much?!?
—Fire, why do you hate RCR so much?!?
—I never thought we'd be putting Ryan Newman and Tom Brady in the same sentence, but here we are
—Keep an eye out for the multiple SpongeBob paint schemes this week, but remember that it's a Nickelodeon program--could the Wild & Crazy Kids 300 be far behind?
—FINALLY we have Truck Series racing tonight…well, unless it rains