Sunday, October 8, 2017

WWE/Nascar Hell in a Cell

Columbus Day Weekend means two things—people misspelling it as “Colombus”, and the WWE’s annual Nascar “Hell in a Cell” Pay Per View event…which people will misname as “Hell In THE Cell”.  Here’s the lineup for the event:

(Card Subject to Change)

Austin Cindric vs. Chase Briscoe—winner gets the #12 Penske Xfinity ride next season

Main Show Preliminary Matches
Cody Ware vs. Matt DiBenedetto in a “Loser Admits He’s Lying” match

Bubba Wallace Jr. vs. Kurt Busch vs. Matt Kenseth vs. Danica Patrick in a Sponsorship on a Pole Match

Interview Segment: Ryan Newman in Jeff Gordon’s Garage

Hendrick HellHouse Match: Yesterday’s News (Dale Earnhardt Jr. & Kasey Kahne) vs. The Not Ready for Cup Racing Players (William Byron & Alex Bowman)—Tornado Tag rules, match is held at Hendrick Motorsports, both competitors must make it out of the complex first to win

Championship Matches
Tag Team Championship: The Penske File (Brad Keselowski & Joey Logano) vs. Coach’s Kids (Denny Hamlin & mystery partner who’s totally not a former Washington Redskin, so don’t even think that)—no encumbrances barred

International Championship: Daniel Suarez vs. Alon Day

Women’s Championship: Danica Patrick vs. relevance

Nascar Championship: Martin Truex Jr. vs. Kyle Busch vs. Kyle Larson in the Hell in a Cell