Friday, March 13, 2015

Phoenix “News” and Notes

—So apparently you don’t have to show up for court if you really, really disagree with the charges.

—Tanner Berryhill will be making his Cup debut this weekend—will YOU remember where you were when That Guy From The Other 17 Car ran That Other 66 Car?

—Kurt Busch is no longer putting “OUTLAW” above his driver-door.  Maybe he can remarry soon so that he can rename himself “INLAW”.

—A programming note—Saturday’s Xfinity Series race will air on Fox (instead of Fox Sports 1), no doubt irritating people looking for juicer informercials.

—And a hearty congratulations to the winner of last week’s IndyCar race in Brasilia, CANCELLED, who picked up his first win since China.