Sunday, March 15, 2015

NascarMania—The Main Event

The pro-wrestling world is taking time out from complaining about the WWE Network to complaining about the booking for Wrestlemania.  Thankfully, Nascar fans ALSO have something to complain about—NascarMania!  Here’s a look at the scheduled matches (card subject to change)

DARK (non-televised) MATCHES
Aric “The Cuban Missle” Almirola vs. Brian “The Proposer” Scott

John “No Label” Cohen vs. Travis “TK” Kvapil—Get out of jail free card on a pole match

Ty Dillon vs. Chase Elliott—Silver spoons are a legal weapon

Casey Mears vs. AJ Allmendinger vs. Martin Truex Jr.—Winner gets the GOOD engines from RCR

“Mad” Mike Bliss vs. David “One Hit Wonder” Gilliland

TV Title/Retirement Match: Michael “Gel” Waltrip vs. Jeff “The Mayor” Burton—winner gets the TV Title belt, loser has to officially retire from racing.

Cruiserweight Title Match: Danica “The Green Machine” Patrick vs. Justin “Gator” Allgaier

International Title Match: Daniel Suarez vs. TBA (note: “TBA” may mean Milka Duno)

Kurt “The In-Law” Busch & Tony “Smoke(d)” Stewart vs. Jeff “Four-Time” Gordon & Dale “JR” Earnhardt Jr.—winning team gets 5 minutes alone with the media member of their choice 

Carl “The Crusher” Edwards vs. Kasey “Raising” Kahne

Tag Team Title Match: Roush Express (Greg Biffle & Ricky Stenhouse Jr.) vs. The Gassy Ganassi Guys (Jamie McMurray & Kyle Larson)

Brian “The Dream” Vickers vs. Jimmie “Five Time” Johnson—no tv replays allowed

World Championship Match: Joey “The Breadinator” Logano vs. Kevin “Happy” Harvick