Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Daytona 500 Commercial They SHOULD Have Aired

Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! at the Daytona International Speedway!  It’s the Daytona 500 Demolition Derby SPECTACULARRRRRRR.  Thrills, spills, and bone crunching SPILLS for four hours or 200 laps, whatever comes firrrrrst.  Millions of dollars in RESEARCH and thousands of man hours of HARD WORK will be DESTROYYYYED in a matter of MINUTES.
Come see all your demo derby favorites—Chase “The Blocker Elliott!  Jamie “I’ll Make It Fit” McMurray!  Martin “Bad Luck” Truex Jr.!  And special appearance by Konservative Kasey Kahne!
Tickets available at all ISC race tracks!  AndKidsSeatsAreOnlyFullPriiiiiiiiiiiice!
We’ll give you the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edddddge for when you stand up in disgusssssst!