Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Spade Racing Movie Previews: Early Summer Blockbuster Edition

It’s heating up outside, and that means two things: more meaningless baseball, and big-budget movies at the multiplex.  Here’s some coming up with a Nascar focus.

Popstar—Kyle Petty shops around his followup to his mid-80’s music career.  Early reviews have it as one of the best horror films of the season.

Me Before You—Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Danica Patrick try to figure out who should DNF first.

The Conjuring 2—A seance goes horribly wrong and now the spirit of Rusty Wallace won’t leave anybody alone.

Now You See Me 2—Rusty Wallace’s rebuttal to “The Conjuring 2”, wondering how he can appear as a spirit when he’s still alive.

From Afar—International Nascar fans barely conceal their rage when people on the east coast complain about there being “too many races nearby”.

Swiss Army Man—Larry McReynolds serves as a pit reporter, on-air expert, color man, and pre-race interviewer, all without stepping foot in the Fox booth.

Clown—The Darrell Waltrip Story.