Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Allmendinger's Adventures Through the Looking Glass (and what they found there)

Upon having his "B" Sample come back positive, AJ Allmendinger was suspended indefinitely from both Nascar competition and Nascar follow-the-leader at Indy.  To get to the bottom of this, The Dinger has ordered an exhaustive series of tests on anything in his home or motor coach that may have caused the positive test.  The independent lab retained for these services found lots to test…and some other things as well:

--One Gross of "Waltrip's Choice" Pomade

--Membership Card, Ted Musgrave Fan Club

--Mike Skinner Voo Doo Doll

--10,000 Shares of "Championship Auto Racing Teams" Stock

--Tara Ragan

--A bunch of old Best Buy Gift Cards for some reason