In honor of this weekend’s edition of “Restrictor Plate Roulette”, here’s how to play REAL Roulette the Uncle Max way!
—ALWAYS look for “European Style” roulette over the more-common American style—one less zero and the chance to put your bet “en prison” (incidentally, this is a great chance to show off those three years of high school French you took).
—Play it low and play it slow—put small outside bets down and try to do them roughly once every other betting series. That’ll help you kill some time.
—Work the cocktail waitresses! You could wind up with a handful of free drinks if you act like you know what you’re doing.
—Fiddle with your chips. Not for any luck-causing reasons, but because it’ll help distract you from the fact that you’re putting your hard-earned money on the spin of a random wheel.
—If anyone tells you about THEIR method, feel free to tune them out.
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