Sunday, November 16, 2014

Harvick, Edwards Do Dual Burnouts After Race



"We don't have to pretend to care about
baseball anymore!"
After 13 years of racing Cup, Kevin Harvick finally was able to celebrate a Sprint Cup Championship with a spectacular burnout--one that was only rivaled by Carl Edwards smoking his tires leaving Roush-Fenway Racing for Joe Gibbs Racing.
"This was a big deal for us, we've been waiting so long to make this happen.", Harvick said upon exiting his car.  "It took a lot of hard work to make this accomplishment a reality, and it's just a relief to feel what it feels like to be a champion."
"This was a big deal for me, I've been waiting so long to make this happen.", Edwards said upon exiting his team.  "It took a lot of hard work to make this accomplishment a reality, and it's just a relief to feel what it feels like to have a realistic shot at a championship."
Harvick said that he plans to enjoy the offseason, visiting sponsors and celebrating with his family.  Edwards said that he plans to enjoy the offseason, celebrating with his family and trying to figure out what Arris is.
"This is what it's all about", Harvick exclaimed, "We're gonna drink some beers and celebrate tonight!"
"This is what it's all about", Edwards exclaimed, "We're gonna eat some Stanley hand-tools and celebrate tonight!"
In a related story, Brian France remains MIA.