Exciting Race Startles Fans


Nascar fans worldwide were shocked today to witness something they hadn’t seen in what seemed like months—an exciting race.
“Wow, that was actually really good!”, said occasional race watcher Tina Jones.  “I’d stayed away from most of the races because of that stupid stage racing thing they put in, but you know what—it wasn’t that bad.  All-in-all, I’m glad I saw it today, reminds me why I became a fan in the first place!”
Numerous fans were seen on social media expressing their shock that Nascar could still put on an entertaining, competitive race in the modern era.
“Did U C the race today?  Awesome!”, said admitted Nascar novice Patrick Matthews on Twitter.  “Cars were beat n banging all over, close all day long! Gotta watch this stuff!”
Nascar has dealt with numerous PR black-eyes lately, from sagging tv ratings to an aging fan base filled with angry hardcore supporters.  However, it seems that the sport is making headway and might be working its way out of a years-long slump.
“Today’s race was an example of what Nascar is all about”, said Nascar chairman Brian France from his offices in Daytona Beach.  “This goes to show that we can provide an entertaining product to our stakeholders, viewers, and fans, so long as we’re able to do so.”

Experts unanimously agreed that said progress will be lost after next weekend’s race at Texas.

Uncle Max: Martinsville Weekend Picks



Weekly picks from Spade Racing’s writer/webmaster/janitor Mike Mackler’s uncle.

Alriiiiight, my first Cup Series win is in the books, baby! Well, I guess I should say OUR first Cup Series win--lemme know how you're doing following my advice! That way I'll know how much to charge you! Haha, just kidding.
It's not just NASCAR that's doing well for me lately--my March Madness bracket is practically a lock to win! I was the only one at work smart enough to know to ride with Oregon AND UNC to the Final Four. Take THAT, Alice on morning shift who won last year by picking teams by their mascots!

Anyways, here’s my picks for the upcoming race weekend at Martinsville (total wins in parenthesis):

Truck Series Alpha Energy Solutions 250: Chase Elliott—these things happen when Kyle Busch sticks to Cup racing.


Cup Series STP 500:  FAVORITE (1 win)—Kyle Busch—do you really think that he’ll tolerate being the OTHER Kyle?  NEXT FAVORITE—Kevin Harvick—he’s due for a good run at a short track again.  DARK HORSE—Dale Earnhardt Jr.—it IS his favorite track, after all.

NascarMania: The Great GrandUncle of Them All


It's almost April, which means it's time for that annual rite of spring--annoying wrestling fans whining about WrestleMania. But why let them have all the "fun"?  Here's the full rundown of Nascar's showcase of the immortals:

Pre-Show (on The Nascar Network, the other OTHER TNN)
Ray Dunlap Memorial Battle Royal--the stars of the Truck Series scramble to win an over-the-top-rope battle royal, with the winner getting a featurette on the next FS1 pre-race show

Bubba Wallace vs. Ryan Reed--winner leaves Roush match (yeah, sorry if I've made the joke before)

Main Show
Austin Dillon vs. Coke Custer--cars-as-weapons allowed match 

ROTY Title Match: Daniel Suarez vs. Erik Jones vs. Ty Dillon triple threat

Canadian Title Match: DJ Kennington vs. Cameron Hayley (Canadian Rules--bring your Eh game)

Retirement Match: Carl Edwards vs. Tony Stewart--winner won't be asked about a comeback for a full year!

Tag Team Title Match: The Old Guard (Jimmie Johnson and Matt Kenseth) vs. The New Blood (Kyle Larson and Chase Elliott)

Brad Keselowski vs. all comers in a Grudge Gauntlet Match


MAIN EVENT Nascar Championship Match: Kyle Busch vs. Joey Logano in a First Blood Match