NOTE: Uncle Max’s pick for next weekend’s Truck Series Window World 250 is CHANDLER SMITH.
This is a parody
In a tribute to the old Truck Series scheduling scheme, the Nascar Xfinity Series is in the middle of an extended break. Here’s what some of the series’ drivers are doing with their two week break:
JUSTIN ALLGAIER—visiting sponsor Brandt to meet with employees, tour the facilities, and see if there’s anything he can do to stop that one gigantic ear of corn from growing larger than the factory.
BRANDON JONES—considering which team he’ll be running for in 2026 (Haas Factory Team), 2027 (JR Motorsports again), and 2032 (Sam Hunt - Kaulig Racing with Our Motorsports powered by 23XI).
JEB BURTON—attending regular therapy sessions to learn how to avoid grimacing whenever anyone makes that inane “please clap” joke.
RYAN SIEG—going to Nascar headquarters in Daytona Beach to renew his status as The Official Underdog of Nascar.
CONNON ZILISCH—being 100 fr fr no cap something Ohio whatever I don’t know what kids do these days.
DEAN THOMPSON—appearing in low-budget college comedy “Super Senior Year” as Dean Dean Thompson, the crusty but lovable school president.
JOSH WILLIAMS—getting his mullet trimmed and preserved whilst ruminating on how he still has a full-time ride.
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