COME BACK TOMORROW FOR A SPECIAL THREE-PART HERO CARD EXTRAVAGANZA!
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Nascar enters the world of exclusive digital streaming today with the first of five Cup races airing on Prime, Amazon’s streaming service. Here’s what you can look for:
—Miss-It-All, a revolutionary new series of remote-controlled cameras specifically designed to capture the entire track except for the exact spot where a spin started.
—Side-by-Side, a proprietary “double-box” graphic that shows you a commercial next to the current commercial, allowing you to never miss a commercial when watching a commercial.
—Faster Forward (beta), a new button available for certain viewers to fast forward ahead of dull moments in live coverage (WARNING: may cause tear in the time/space continuum).
—“Hi”-light Reel, a 30-60 second recap of all the important things that have happened in the race so far, in case you fell asleep and want something to complain about online.
—Ghost Car, not to be confused with Fox’s Ghost Car which shows a shadow of the fastest car’s lap, but rather a real-life ghost driving an open entry in all five races.
—Whatzat?, an interactive menu that allows fans to figure out what the heck certain sponsors actually do.
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