Friday, March 15, 2019

Spade Racing Picks: Uncle Max vs. Mystery Picker—Auto Club (California)


This is pitifuI.
A thousand peopIe...freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat.
What a hype.

They used to puII the hog out, and they used to eat it—you're hypocrites! AII of you!
You got a probIem, Larry?  Untie your tongue.  Come here and taIk.
Am I upsetting you...princess?
You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong PhiI.
I'II give you a winter prediction.
It's going to be coId.
It's going to be gray.
And it's going to Iast you for the rest of your Iife.

CUP SERIES Auto Club 400: Mystery Picker picks Ryan Newman.  Favorite (1 win): Kyle Busch—once again the eyes of the nation have turned here…  Next Favorite: Martin Truex Jr.—to this…TINY TOWN IN WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA…  Dark Horse: Daniel Suarez—Blah Blah BLAH Blah BLAH Blah BLAH!!!

XFINITY SERIES (3 wins) PAG 300: Kyle Busch—There is NO WAY this winter is EVER going to end…