Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Trophy Room

Plenty of Nascar tracks offer iconic trophies, such as Daytona’s Harley J. Earl “Firebird I”, Dover’s Miles the Monster, and New Hampshire’s gigantic lobster.  Here’s a look at some other noteworthy trophies from around the Nascar circuit:

Pocono: Bronze statue of Shecky Fineman, #1 Catskills Comedian of 1965
Best way to scare the hell
out of kids?

California: Life-sized replica of an Auto Club Speedway grandstand seat…and just like in real life, its empty

Las Vegas: Coupon for $1.99 breakfast buffet at the Sands (valid Monday-Thursday 6-9am)

Sonoma: 1’x1’ patch of brown, lifeless grass from the premises

Chicagoland: Option to purchase intellectual property of Chicago Motor Speedway from Chip Ganassi

Atlanta: Golden-plated Chase Elliott Napa hat

Talladega: Diorama of drunk idiots throwing beer cans at Jeff Gordon’s car

Phoenix: Platinum dogleg

Kansas: Apology from ISC for building such a boring track

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